picklefacejones

picklefacejones


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Ill go first, grab my head 73 comments
picklefacejones · 3 years ago
Grab my own life and I will be there for you!
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Pumpkin Spice Latte tonight, Tony. 5 comments
picklefacejones · 3 years ago
Or keep a card in her purse with the order written down
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Gladiator Predictive Text Game for the Truly Bored 53 comments
picklefacejones · 3 years ago
My name is a great concern, commander of the armies of my neighborhood, loyal servant to my best friends and my great love, and I will have my vengeance in this life or something like this for you and I are moving forward with our relationship.
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I'm a dinosaur, that's why I didn't know 69 comments
picklefacejones · 3 years ago
I'm a Leo and that's why I want some more information about this before I get you naked
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GG sl*t 8 comments
picklefacejones · 3 years ago
Child support is calculated on income. They literally take the income from both households and add it together. Then they calculate the expenses expected for the child based on a household with that combined income so that the quality of life does not shift from house a to house b. They look at expected contributions from households based on time spent at each and the income level. That is how they calculate support. Using me as an example, my child has 50/50 split time now so our expenses are expected to be equal in supporting her. While I was in school getting my PhD, I was an adjunct professor with a small stipend to teach. I received more support then than I get now making much more. Now that my ex and I have nearly equivalent incomes (he makes about 1k more than I do), my support is around $50/month.
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It's always sunny predictive text game 77 comments
picklefacejones · 3 years ago
The gang has a great idea to make sure you get a whole bunch more comfortable with your own life and your family...this gang sounds like the butter cream gang!
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Power house of the cell 13 comments
picklefacejones · 3 years ago
Also, this parent is ridiculous. Why would you look at those hops on the number line and think that even though there is a clear difference between the sizes, their value must be the same? The smaller hops very obviously represent subtracting 1 and Jack forgot to include his tens place when subtracting. A 6 year old could easily see this.
Power house of the cell 13 comments
picklefacejones · 3 years ago
This whole argument drives me crazy. It's about developing number sense early on rather than rote memorization of facts. I have had students whose parents had them memorize their multiplication tables early on but had no idea what it actually meant. They couldn't apply what they knew at all. However, when you ask kids to use a number line or break apart, they are developing a richer understanding of how numbers work so that they can use repeated reasoning later on. And we do teach standard algorithm still, but only after students develop an understanding of what it means.
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Well I’m never gonna smile again 91 comments
picklefacejones · 3 years ago
The time I got reincarnated as a way cooler bitch and the rest of my neighborhood was very much like a bad movie.
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This Year for Easter The Easter Bunny brought Predictive Text Games 42 comments
picklefacejones · 3 years ago
This year the easter bunny brought me a basket filled with love and support and also a bunch of bullshit that were painted to look like a huge whopping penis.....that was a roller coaster!!
Why only WW2? Let's expand it 40 comments
picklefacejones · 3 years ago
Today on Top Gear 1969. Richard attempts to make all the necessary adjustments to his life. James travels to the United Arab Emirates in a world where he has been in a tough economic crisis. And I burn an entire body to the ground with a lot more of the weight than I have in the past.
April Fools Predictive Text Game for the Truly Bored 86 comments
picklefacejones · 3 years ago
Today is April Fools Day. Believe me or die and trust no one.
Predictive Text Tale of Captain Jack Sparrow 68 comments
picklefacejones · 3 years ago
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow who was the only person in his world who had a slight problem with his old wrinkled balls.
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I challenge your predictive texts to come up with something better 64 comments
picklefacejones · 3 years ago
Now that sounds like something I would do xD
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Autocorrect your faith .. 86 comments
picklefacejones · 3 years ago
God is a great man for you and I hope he can make you feel like these are the best things that you can do...weird to come from an agnostic but okay
I challenge your predictive texts to come up with something better 64 comments
picklefacejones · 3 years ago
When I was tripping on acid, the back of my head turned into your bloody mouth and you were rude to me!
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I used to be an adventurer like you (Predictive Text game) 59 comments
picklefacejones · 3 years ago
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I realized that you were not going through my body fast enough to run a long way.
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The Predictive Text Is A Lie 60 comments
picklefacejones · 3 years ago
There's no sense crying over it and I will never let you down.
Just keep on trying til you run out of your life and the other day gets done, and you make a neat little bit more than you want for the people who are still on your own for a long period.
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Played "Kids Against Maturity" on Christmas and my 13-yr-old throws this one down 81 comments
picklefacejones · 3 years ago
Mary had a little girl in her family who had been married for her first year so I was not able and would like a full refund....well that one could be interpreted reeeeeaaaaallllly poorly!
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Why did they teach us to square dance 15 comments
picklefacejones · 3 years ago
There are theories that it was heavily promoted by a certain car manufacturer as a way to keep white kids from listening to "black music", which hold enough ground that most schools have removed square dancing from their curriculum and replaced it with world cultural folk dancing (typically step dancing of some sort).
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Why did they teach us to square dance 15 comments
picklefacejones · 3 years ago
Dr. Pickleface to give you insight on educational practices once again! Developing kids go through stages that often reveal previously undiagnosed problems and offer possible solutions. We teach students to play the recorder because it tests lung capacity and simultaneously trains the brain with coping mechanisms for breathing corrections. It is also an easy way for teachers to create a body of evidence that a child could be suffering from asthma, which often shows up in the 4th grade.
Square dancing is a way for educators to assess whether a student is capable of following a series of instructions and how long that series can be (though admittedly most use other ways to test this now due to the stigma of square dancing being racist), which is an important measure of development.
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In the Beginning there were Predictive Text Games 56 comments
picklefacejones · 3 years ago
In the beginning the universe was in a good mood for a while. This has made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as the most important thing in a world that is not the best for you and your family and friends are the same and I am sure that I am not a big one but it would have been great with you guys.
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World War IV will be fought with post-it notes, and Predictive Text Games 97 comments
picklefacejones · 3 years ago
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with a long history and the next one will have a good time for you and your wife
World War IV will be fought with post-it notes, and Predictive Text Games 97 comments
picklefacejones · 3 years ago
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with a long history and the next one will have a good time for you and your wife
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I admit the original is hard to beat, but let's try it. 66 comments
picklefacejones · 3 years ago
I've been summoned.....weird! The name has always been my default made up name response when I don't know who someone is talking about. And I don't post much because I used this site as part of my research when I was getting my PhD.
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