I bet he popped that pop corn over the fire

cop: *thinking to self* well played

Dude coffee like a pro

Sure, you "found him"

What

The future of obesity

I believe you meant right not wrong

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I'm 146

" I said by the damn thinmints"

George looks depressed in his picture

Does this or does this not include playing on stage with said artist?

Really sucks for gingers

Same

It not like I didn't know this, why else would I play guitar

Kind of wished the pikachu was in gray scale as well

Father of the year

A film once taught me to ram a car into the pole to get the flag

Twist ending: I'm not actually dead

This kid is going places

Poor little guy thinks he can get away