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Musician who likes long drives and singing in the car. Hell yeah.

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pineapple · 9 years ago

No fluffydinosaur! Haha you must have mistaken me for my sister! I am unfortunately not Spongebob's pineapple - the ocean life is not for me. :D
Haha you guys make me happy! <3

Feeding the wild Teddy Bears 4 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

I will never trust teddy bears again

Pigeon swag 6 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

Guess you can say he's an inbread pigeon.

Awesome girlfriends 20 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

I would do to my boyfriend - IF I HAD ONE.

Put Starbucks out of buisness 9 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

Or a salad restaurant called Leonardo DiCaprese

If You Know What I Mean 9 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

HAHAHAHA I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS

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Try to sleep after that username 36 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

Guys. It's currently 00:11. I really don't need this right now.

Went nowhere fast 8 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

Yeah it was always weird to me that Yamaha makes motorbikes as well as bass guitars (in my case) and pianos!

Who didn't put their tray table up? 8 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

Oh shit! I didn't fasten my seatbelt!

I wonder if he can scratch his head? 9 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

Yeah! I would be sooo uncomfortable

Blackeyed peas 3 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

Give this person a medal.

Add a caption! 13 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

"Omw Karen you can't just ask people why they're white"

And this is what I would send my boyfriend. If I had one 14 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

YES.

Crunchy Peanut Butter 6 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

"thatsmoderatelyraven"

Mascara maybelline 33 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

Gee, this post really makes me blush!

Mascara maybelline 33 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

Me too! This post really is the foundation of my fears.

What tune does this go to? 17 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

Indeed

Canada takes over 25 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

"Not-a-single-lady Canada"

Please learn it 22 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.

Please learn it 22 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.

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Please learn it 22 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline you take your boots off.

So sexy. 23 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

But seriously. If you're a boy and you play guitar, I'm yours.

Your house is on fire. 11 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

Dave Franco is literally just *drools*

Friendship 9 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

I did the same but with the majestic looking chicken one

Friendship 9 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

YES