I thought the first one was Pete Wentz! *dont judge me*

"missingvagina"

"castiels-celestiel-dick"

Oh my gosh did they have babies at, like, three years old?

Christina is a bitch, you can do better than her anyway :)

She had the chance and she took it

Best. twitter. account.

"Your mother had two cunts and you are one of them" oh my

He's a hot guy too, that's for sure.

New handbag essential!!

I love Patrick so much wow

This is literally me! For instance yesterday I was at school with my friend and this girl was frantically waving at me and i waved back and she like walked to me and i thought she wanted to give me a hug but she ran straight past me to my friend D:

Dave Grohl = My role model. Seriously the most badass guy.