If you are active and exercise you're a Virgo

Make sure you shut your eyes and hallucinate

Can i buy this ?

My dream last night was about a cat. Coincidence?

What breed is that

Necrophilia in Pokémon..hmm

Soar, little buddy, soar

Age might be just a number, but a prison sentence is too

DnD is 300 years old ??

goddamn

Charity and penalty dont even rhyme

I'm a girl but I'd still buy it

Plot twist

Did someone forget to boil water first..?

Aww!!

Thought, "oh, they're having a thumb war!" .. then looked down

Mentos and coke.

When I'm walking my dog and there's another dogwalker coming up the sidewalk

If you put your ear to the screen, you can hear the screams

Someone's very desperate