My cats used to eat tinsel (the christmas kind) and my mom would have to pull it out of their butts. Fun times.

Why would you need a diving mask if you're cleaning the shower? Does it smell that bad?

I would do the foreign exchange student program and go to Switzerland

I had to read that several times to understand it

He didn't have any looks in the first place and deserved to be hit because he tried to rob someone

Good for you man, keep it up! Who gives a damn about what you look like now, all that matters is the future.

I'm sorry but if your blog is "barrybensonmpreg" I'm not believing whatever you say

What's next? Dogs are social constucts?

YA LIKE JAZZ?

I loved this movie. I still love this movie.

Took me a moment

I love this story and always have. I don't know why but I love how they hid their doings so well for so long. It's unthinkable now

"With Halloween right around the corner"

Kinky

Li m b o

H H Holmes, right?

Cute cat, but I don't think it'll help me be less self-consious of my double chin

Which Fallout theme tho-

What a trip