If I were to commit suicide, itwould be because I was sad, lonely, etc

I like to make bread, so he's the hero I knead

I'm gonna get hurt just to get puppy kisses

My eyes are bleeding

Can confirm, I was the number

I hope your friend's boyfriend's name is Kazooie

Its always heartwarming to hear stories like this.

Dammit Lotor

Dammit Laslow

You're 17??? Oh boy

I'D BEEN MARRIED A LONG TIME AGO

Thanks, Positive Possum!

This guy just lost his finger

Why would he audition if no one can see him? Who'd be opening the letters?

"Soccer has a goalie but you can still score" I'm using that phrase now

That's so considerate and sweet!