Where can I buy this dress?

Shopping bill ; name

I am never eating a crossaint again

Those are balloons not boobs

I love his expression. He looks so happy

Bernice seems like my kinda guy

I need the rest of this story

Dragon age !

a busy what? I'M DYING FROM ANTICIPATION HERE

:"(

He broke my heart already

I didn't have to pay to go on that rollercoaster

I'm listening to BFG Division right now too..oh lord, here come the Revenants

Wow, my school mascot!

Giant hives?!?

Looks real to me

And 'art' in "mariokart"

I felt that burn though my phone screen

SHE
POSTS LIKE YOU
BUT IS A MEMER (idk guys im tryin)

I didn't need to see this. Why did you make me see this?

I'm so sorry! This happened to me a year ago, with my cats Maecio and Angie. I hope your feline friend is chasing mice in the afterlife.

please put this back where you found it

I'm playing the Jurassic Park theme in orchestra