Cat on the left looks full grown and a kitten at the same time

Whole new meaning to phone sex

A girl in my class bought herself an Audi. She turned sixteen a month or so ago.

My mom's phone had water in the charger hole. I got out of the shower, and in a towel, used a qtip to fix it.

I have three younger siblings. I was in soccer in kindergarten and my mom had to tote around a three kids under the age of four.
Yeah, no.

This made me laugh harder than it should've

I do both all the time. Crying in the shower takes up about sixty percent of my time.

SAVE ME, OH FIREFIGHTERS! I DID MY DUTY

yo is this the offical momo account tho

Did you really post two identical wolves as the picture?

I guess you could say..
Joe Won.

EYE BLEACH

youre gonna get a lot of spam emails