THANK GOODNESS the germs follow this rule. Imagine if they didn't.

Did the tumblr user count all of the koi and use the same number of "HELLO, DOG!" to match? If not, I will be extremely disappointed.

Hotter than me on most days.

How rude.

Of course it was worth it.

Whatchu lookin' at?

I look at this post every time I doubt myself. Thank you, tiny cactus.

Some phrases to make the English language even better than it already is.

that's a good solution.

THE TABLES HAVE TURNED.

the title made the post.

I'm gonna try that...

MOST

Puns ARE fun

My favorite part? The username of the person who posted this.

If you find the right match they won't ruin your life, just make it better every day :)

But it only happens when you are asleep. No matter how hard I tried, I could never use my teleporting skills when I was awake.

WIZARDRY

like me when I see the couples in the hallways...