Perfect for the introvert in you.

Says "faces" 5 years in jail. I'll smile when the prick actually gets it.

...with blackjack and hookers!

You wanna get stabbed? Cause that's how you get stabbed.

Wow...Just...Wow.

*facepalm*

Very funny :D although I have to admit I thought he was going to say no one would catch the ball when he passed it and would run away.

I think it more impressive that he managed to find a mechanic/panel beater to fix it that quickly!

That is a beautiful dog!

I bet if they made a man one it'd say "I just want to be loved"

Is there a story? Because what if he saw the bag and went to pick it up but it burst and he's like..."Shit!"

This requires one of those "modern problems require modern solutions" memes or the bear grills adapt and overcome one.

I'm generally wary of new cutlery but when I'm used to it I completely disown the old cutlery.

This is how new farmers are born. you'll eventually fall asleep and wake up with a piece of grass in your mouth and the urge to farm.

Can't win.

Maybe he's just thinking how damn cold it is and how much his joints hurt...

The kid is on a swing.

This photo was taken in the middle of a massive garbage dump in southern Spain. The photographer actually freed the bird after he took the photo.

My brain can't accept this...