If that happened you could just tell her it was a fake story to test if she'd tell anyone. Then tell her you'll never share with her again. Probably hurt her as much as she did you.

Dwarf chain/midget chain???

Who's Lolis?

Who's the guy in the top right corner?

She'd totally get it

she's been planning this for years!!!!mmwaaahhhaaa

I feel this in my bones!

Ah yes...giraffe sheep.

I'm pretty confident that at no time has the moon been that close to earth.

Is there seriously a town called Wankers Corners?

He could've done it without big noting himself.

This is bloody terrifying!

He's holding his arm towards the camera so it's not as big as it looks.

I would've laughed and did.

But if the person making the offer is a boomer has she not just agreed

I'm sure the mice are thrilled.

This actually incorrect. The Wedge-tailed Eagle is bigger than the Imperial Eagle in both weight and wingspan.

You can literally see the fear in his eyes :D

I don't get it.