Poisin_Kat

poisin_kat


Just your friendly neighbourhood Canadian queer. Hope you guys don't hate me!
(Yes, I do know it's spelt Poison, no need to tell me.)

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Man's not hot 18 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
Yea scorching can be higher, I just live in Canada, so my tolerance for heat is a bit lower. However when it has a feels like of 40*+, that's unbearable
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I don't know what I did wrong 4 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
The bill was the surprise
A hardworking German at a coal mine (1932) 7 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
Truly eye opening
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No please stop it 2 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
I'm very not okay
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Simple miley 4 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
Dead you say? Oh boy where can I download this image?
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Linear reciprocation to rotation conversion 2 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
I have no idea what this is for but it's fascinating
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Just like me 3 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
May I gently suggest not
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Aeroplane mode 10 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
*Gets Snapchat streaks*
Woman't 8 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
She's actually quite beautiful, born female or not
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Man's not hot 18 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
""Scorching"" Yea ok, I consider scorching like 35*C. 23*C is a beauty
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Turn it off and then reboot it 9 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
HAhahah I'm original and totally didn't say the same joke as the title on accident hahaha what no
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Ahhhhhh 10 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
Alright, well, let's explain this thoroughly.
Twitter user Jme very clearly says that your "1st birthday" is your second birthday. Considering that he was born in the United Kingdom, and the United Kingdom counts birthdays the same way we do, it's clearly intended as a joke. See, he says that when you celebrate your 1st birthday, it is really your second one because you were obviously born on your birthday- it was your day of birth, however he clearly in the way he speaks calls it "Your 1st birthday" because of how it is counted across the globe, aside from very few location(s), such as the guest that mentioned South Korea, or lucky's mention of China. This location is obviously not South Korea or China. I pointed out that the "birthday number" is used as the same way age is, counting how many years you have been born into the world for. Nowhere did I insult any other country or belief, I simply pointed out the relation in the naming, "motherfucker".
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There is no in between 4 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
I identify as "Outdoor"
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Turn it off and then reboot it 9 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
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Power of viagra 9 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
Bit more animal dick than I anticipated to see today
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So much love 4 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
The dog just looks soft and I'm happy
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Femanon dates a guy 4 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
Absolutely barbaric
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Just don't look up pawg warts on certain internet "hubs"... 14 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
How... how did they miss that
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Trimming the hedges 3 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
What works, works I guess
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Ahhhhhh 10 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
Yea but your birthday celebrates how many years since you popped out of the womb, so
Wise words 6 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
I'd like shelter yknow
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I call dibs 7 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
I'm no philosopher but I have suspicions this might be uh, turning people away
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Party fridge 21 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
What if one day you opened it and your food was raving
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That's very correct 1 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
I mean he ain't wrong
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Pick your fighter 4 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
*Tips mosquito*
M'laria
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