Poisin_Kat

poisin_kat


Just your friendly neighbourhood Canadian queer. Hope you guys don't hate me!
(Yes, I do know it's spelt Poison, no need to tell me.)

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Incredible somber Hippopotamus 4 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
Usually I see this joke about gamer girl... liquids referencing urine so, at least bathwater is better? Maybe?
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Beach boyz 9 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
Ah, that's valid
Good old classic gold 2 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
We need to make them illegal ASAP, lives are at risk here!
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Burn unit! 4 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
Oh sorry, I guess I also can't say other medical terms like h*art att*ck or di*betes, both of which are aided by your mean words
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Pixel blur scultures of a human skull 4 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
Video game graphics now vs then
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Bill Murray on the Olympics 4 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
Yea ^? Does figure skating pick up the average millennial who can’t skate at all or someone who has at least played hockey in their youth? Would the person in rowing just take a turn into other people because they never rowed before or do they make decent but slow progress?
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Der, die, das 3 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
Just you wait for Den and Dem when using different tenses
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Beach boyz 9 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
Odlaw is Waldo spelt backwards, it’s a recurring character in Where’s Waldo, he wears black and yellow. Wizard Whitebeard is the same, except a wizard. Look near the blue-white building for Odlaw and above Green Goblin for the Wizard
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Beach boyz 9 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
Waldo himself is on the farthest boat, and Vulture and Green Goblin are in the bottom corners
Drawing by numbers 2 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
I wasn’t expecting that at all, that’s actually really cool
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Oh you mean Cristiano Ronaldo sorry 1 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
I guess I’m a fool then for never realizing that the two Ronaldo’s are different oops. I’m not exactly sports literate
Packed trails 9 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
I do enjoy hiking and would have a good time doing it with someone else, but I don’t necessarily go out of my way to do so because I otherwise have easier to prepare enjoyments
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Damn he's good 5 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
Pretty convincing walking then
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Get yer dancin’ booties on! 2 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
They keep forgetting what happens after the hip circles, why can’t anyone get it straight?!
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look out Harry 8 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
I'll let you in on a secret, it originally said fuck
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Cleverly thought title 11 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
In proper German grammar, yes. I was ordering it based off English grammar so it made sense to non-German speakers. You can eat Food vs. You can Food eat. In normal German, you’re absolutely correct, but I figured since the rest was English I might as well keep the structure (Sorry!).
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This is what happens when countries fight nicely 8 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
It’s disputed because its equal amounts of distance from a large Canadian island (essentially mainland) and mainland Greenland. We don’t actually really care at all about that small Canadian island but it’s fun to joke about
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It was all a ruse by big brother 12 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
I think a week at most is fine. You get your celebrations in good weather, you get your products sent out to you and those who want it get it, it’s all the same but shorter and more concise, because honestly after the first day excitement, no one really cares
Cleverly thought title 11 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
In Germany, you can essen Essen in a city called Essen
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Two types of people 8 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
If I remember correctly, Nair is painful as all hell, but does it actually work and how long would the pain last? It might be worth it if you're willing enough
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Just as planned 12 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
This comment signifies that he is uncomfortable explaining the joke, despite the fact that he has explained previous jokes.
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Outstanding move 2 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
But infinite wishes? I wish I had a googolplex amount of wishes 10^(10^100)
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Feminist love nuts 2 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
Guys who sit in a public space at more than 90* are being inconsiderate if it impedes on other people's space. Otherwise, it is literally just for comfort, it's just something we do because otherwise it's slightly less comfortable.
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Pls don't say investing in bitcoin 9 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
Not acted on emotional impulse
Thoses were expensive! 4 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
I think the issue here is that you’re spending $2000 on pillows
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