Poisin_Kat

poisin_kat


Just your friendly neighbourhood Canadian queer. Hope you guys don't hate me!
(Yes, I do know it's spelt Poison, no need to tell me.)

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I wish he is pretty lax teacher 6 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Read his name, the answer becomes obvious, even captain obvious could tell you th-... wait a minute
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This 12 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
That’s called murder.
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Trump won't be the only one with a golden toilet 6 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Everyone in Zimbabwe was a billionaire, but if you only had billions at that point, you were pretty much broke
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No more crappy, make everyone happy 5 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
I have on the tip of my tongue, a wish
Don’t listen closely, of it you’ll miss
I demand that you make this snappy
My wish is for you, little creature, to be happy
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Big Chungus is PC 13 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Because she’s black and doesn’t like the words. If you disagree with her, you’re racist
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They had us in the first half not gonna lie 2 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Guess I’m a crazy hoe then, but I promise it’s only because I have read some bullshit before and NOT because it’s my recommendation
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The first time is always the worst 1 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
I’ve never had sleep paralysis, thank god for that, but I wonder if it’s possible still. When do people first start getting it? At an age or after an event? Are certain people more likely to get it?
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Oh boy, slurp 5 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Seems decently normal to me? Maybe it's a genetic thing or a big footed person trait
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Look, I can use the NSFW tag for it's intended purpose! 12 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
I mean a more reasonable fight is hundreds of roaches
2425 8 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Just waterfall from the bottle at that point
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I just can't compare 4 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
This whole joke is about a man's bit
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Reality is often disappointing 2 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
I don’t know what the title is talking about, that’s exactly how I want it to look
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Simpler times 5 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Uhh... no
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Incredible somber Hippopotamus 4 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Usually I see this joke about gamer girl... liquids referencing urine so, at least bathwater is better? Maybe?
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Beach boyz 9 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Ah, that's valid
Good old classic gold 2 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
We need to make them illegal ASAP, lives are at risk here!
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Burn unit! 4 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Oh sorry, I guess I also can't say other medical terms like h*art att*ck or di*betes, both of which are aided by your mean words
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Pixel blur scultures of a human skull 4 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Video game graphics now vs then
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Bill Murray on the Olympics 4 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Yea ^? Does figure skating pick up the average millennial who can’t skate at all or someone who has at least played hockey in their youth? Would the person in rowing just take a turn into other people because they never rowed before or do they make decent but slow progress?
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Der, die, das 3 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Just you wait for Den and Dem when using different tenses
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Beach boyz 9 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Odlaw is Waldo spelt backwards, it’s a recurring character in Where’s Waldo, he wears black and yellow. Wizard Whitebeard is the same, except a wizard. Look near the blue-white building for Odlaw and above Green Goblin for the Wizard
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Beach boyz 9 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Waldo himself is on the farthest boat, and Vulture and Green Goblin are in the bottom corners
Drawing by numbers 2 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
I wasn’t expecting that at all, that’s actually really cool
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Oh you mean Cristiano Ronaldo sorry 1 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
I guess I’m a fool then for never realizing that the two Ronaldo’s are different oops. I’m not exactly sports literate
Packed trails 9 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
I do enjoy hiking and would have a good time doing it with someone else, but I don’t necessarily go out of my way to do so because I otherwise have easier to prepare enjoyments
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