I suppose that makes sense. I neglected the idea that it was that because cats aren't people but that's the only possible explanation it seems

Often times straight pride events are used against LGBT. But, in the case of it literally just being happy with yourself with no undertone, I guess? LGBT parades are usually put up because it’s a bold thing to do when they used to hide and be ashamed, straight people never had to hide. But if you want a parade for being yourself, go ahead, but it won’t carry the historical significance

I honestly just say that it’s when a meme isn’t used in popular jokes anymore

I'm pathetic

Absent fathers

It's only a breach of politeness if you take more than your seat's space. If you intrude on other's, that's not good. If you sit a bit open because otherwise it hurts, then that's just being normal

Saturday is Yoshi, a day you can ride on and enjoy.
Sunday is Princess Peach, a day that seems great but is quickly stolen from you by days like Monday and Tuesday, so you're always on edge about it.

Yea, we're not like cats marking their territory

And there they sat, pondering upon their life and achievements held within these pages. They realize that the book is quite meta, and are a bit creeped out

But those aren’t cats, they’re abominations