Poisin_Kat

poisin_kat


Just your friendly neighbourhood Canadian queer. Hope you guys don't hate me!
(Yes, I do know it's spelt Poison, no need to tell me.)

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I would let him through any day with that offer! 4 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
Glad we’re all in the same boat
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Really it's too boring during quarantine.. But it's necessary 2 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
I once watched a 25 minute ad that was a whole short documentary lmao. The actual video started playing after the ad and I realized I had forgotten I was watching an ad, the actual video was shorter and worse too
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Duck, Duck, Autocorrect 6 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
Fun fact: Add someone named "Fuck" in your phone contacts, and auto correct won't bother you again, it will even suggest it if you use it enough!
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Musky 14 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
“X Ash A 12”, apparently
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Noobs are people too 6 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
Yea, but it's most often used as an insult to call someone bad
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The ugly truth 7 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
I'd get a notification from Apple News and just be pissed
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Big thonks are needed 1 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
If I recall correctly, if you zoom in on the actual pictures released by North Korea that show Kim, it doesn't match at all with the dude on the bottom. I'm pretty sure the guy at the bottom is some random dude that people are using to spread a (some far) false message.
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Sounds pretty believable 15 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
I caught a fork by its prongs with my eyelids. It went flying towards my eyes and I caught it between my eyelids with no damage whatsoever.
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The Bikini Bottom Horror 30: To Fight Monsters, We Created Monsters of Our Own 3 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
It's back!! I've been looking forward to the next chapter for so long
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What's all the fuss about 9 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
They have a point, I support them
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Today the LoFi hip hop radio account has been suspended by youtube. Rip to a legendary 2 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
This happened Feb 22, the channel has since been unbanned because it never violated anything
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Thats why I love science!! 5 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
Oh shut the fuck up, let people be happy
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From facespace 2 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
I don’t know Jesus’ record, but the human record is 382 days.
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UK Salaries vs House prices 2 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
From one random source I found online, it was actually 1664 pounds. That's 1/30 of the distance between 0 and 50000. Could honestly be a real graph, if that was the data.
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You'll never get it 9 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
Guys, just look at the size of it! It's clearly a house cat
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This is legit 6 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
Since my father isn’t active in my life, if he called me 10 times, something is majorly wrong
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Long, thick, and full of hot stuff 5 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
And by association, those must come out of glorious holes
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Americans are asleep, quickly upvote for the superior 220V or 230V/50Hz power system 3 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
Finally an "Americans are asleep" that actually includes most of the Americas. I'm from Canada, can someone explain why our power system is inferior? I have literally never looked into this. The volts I can maybe understand as there being less of a flow of power (maybe? Not an electrician here), but what about the 50Hz vs 60Hz? Wouldn't 60 be more ideal?
I know it isn't canon anymore, but it was supposed to be! 2 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
Me knowing that the actor for that character tried to kill himself because of all the bullying. He thought it was fantastic and was so excited to share it with the world, but everyone tore into the character not realizing that there was a human attached to it.
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Old McDonald had a farm quarantine-i-o 3 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
Old McDonald's; now a farm
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First post. 9 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
Second reply
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title 1 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
Sorry to tell an unrelated story, but my grandma thought my mom (both born female) was trying to steal her husband, so she would constantly sabotage my mom so that she couldn’t. Of course my mom wasn’t trying to date her father figure, but still crazy
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If you know, you know 13 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
Y’know?
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Look at my Profile ;-) 12 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
I'm so used to things like this coming from bots and it always falls through. Like two posts that are supposed to be on top of each other don't get their other half posted, etc. But you mad lad you actually did it
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No need for title 7 comments
poisin_kat · 4 years ago
Imagine if he has a list, just in general
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