Pokethebear

pokethebear


“I am exactly what they say I am
I stand for everything that they can't stand
I can't help it I was born this way
But when I'm gone you'll remember my name”

— Pokethebear Report User
Sorry for the political post. I just thought some of you should see this. 84 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Well there's the caveat, their citizenship. That's not exactly a minor detail you left out.
Accurate 15 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
When you said you were German I was thinking you wore a corset and have matching blond braids. https://m.shutterstock.com/images/488581561
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What a Genius! 19 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
I don't recall Obama's critics assaultkng people in the street, disrupting businesses and lighting fires.
Will never know 15 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
I did not have monitors that small.
It's uncanny! 6 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Or Dave Grohl
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Well..Crap 3 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Use and care labels are there for a reason people! (I learned after laundering and drying a wool sweater.)
Currently i need it to describe how cold it is 32 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Cuz we overused the fuck out of fuck till it was fucking normal as fuck.
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Rioters 14 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Does SA have oil?
this is meme 11 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
She violated senate rules and was asked to yield the floor. The made a scene and a "spontaneous" mob formed outside Mitch McConnell's home. The peaceful, tolerant, accepting left keep going high.
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Rioters 14 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
@i_ Was that an intelligwnt reply or sarcasm?
Rioters 14 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Children?
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Real hero 13 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
There are guys around here that drive lawnmowers around for the same reason.
Guy grabs tomato through spinning ceiling fan, missing the fan 5 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
This reminds me of a guy I know, he really is that awesome.
Enough with "Automatic is the best!" and "Manual is the best!". Know 13 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
My truck is an auto that I can switch to manual mode.
What's so wrong about tat? 11 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
I don't give a fuck if you are tattooed.
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Well, you have to give them credit for originality 8 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
I heard of a story where they drove a border patrol Durango through the checkpoint with a nod and a wave and almost got away before a bystanding agent realized the border patrol has no Durangos. The smugglers painted one up good enough to fool border guards.
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Don't speed yo 5 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
But I'm late, for a very important date!
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Break that rcord 5 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Eventually you gotta kiss it...
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NASA Scientists in 1954 17 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
I help build and maintain hospitals and factories.
NASA Scientists in 1954 17 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
I don't get any recognition for my work.
The sad truth. 27 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Oh, thought the new one was to be 70k.
The sad truth. 27 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
The car is only about as much as my pickup, the tractors are prob 5x that.
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Nice shot eh? 15 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
That's a nice shotgun too.
I'm definitely the first 3 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Team left side.
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Nice shot eh? 15 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Not bad. Common shotgun or custom? (Mossberg 500, only 20/25, I was better 5 years ago and took way to long off)