Pokethebear

pokethebear


“I am exactly what they say I am
I stand for everything that they can't stand
I can't help it I was born this way
But when I'm gone you'll remember my name”

— Pokethebear Report User
That escalated quickly 4 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Wow, that was a tough way for Barack to find out that he was the side dude.
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Winter tinder is dangerous 3 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
*Sigh* My wife and I used to be like the one on the right, we are fast approaching the left one though.
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*plays the Smash Bros. theme in the background* 8 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Poland is standing against the EU on several issues.
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Natalie dormer 8 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
I had to look her up. I now recognize her from the Hunger Games
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Save and forget all about it (trust me it works) 1 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Saved and forgotten. Done and done.
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No. 3 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
What a dickhead.
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Bye bye 11 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Richie!
Show of hands, who likes serbia? 5 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Huh, I didn’t know Serbia was still a thing.
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A matter of priority , pick your cause 28 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Now that I’m in part finding your healthcare how about you go jogging.
Except Pumba is actually funny 9 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
What’s an incel?
WHITE GUY DIBS ON THIS POST 6 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
People did not know what germs were until after the American Civil War
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Beautiful Table for Firearm Friday 9 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Part of its security is the fact that nobody would guess its true purpose.
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A matter of priority , pick your cause 28 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
The only people that do are misguided nut jobs.
I feel like we're going be calling it The Glass House before 2020. :( 18 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
The last few years have seen the Democratic Party slide waaaaay left. This led to the H v. Bern scenario instead of a centrist like Webb. That Ocasio-Cortez lunatic is another example of the far left lean. People may say publicly that they are all peace love and tolerant, but the reality is that hard core leftism (rightly) scares a lot of people. The media propaganda machine has convinced the world that Republicans are baby killing monsters when in reality we are not. The constant assault by pieces of shit like John Oliver or Amy Schumer has many of us losing our willingness to compromise. Trump is not a Conservative. His antics should not be used to judge me. NY has fallen this year. Democrats now hold the Governor’s mansion and both legislative houses. NYC now decides what happens in the mountains and on the farms. Andrew Cuomo, the king of pay to play and corporate welfare is an enemy to the middle class but his political machine somehow convinced the “unwashed masses” he’s a savior
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Enough 59 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Infrastructure and defense are not what I’m talking about. When Bill Deblasio runs to a mic and proclaims that NYC will offer sanctuary to illegals and that NY has a great Medicaid program that covers illegals he is hurting NY taxpayers. Large portions of our population pay no tax or receive benefits that exceed the tax they do pay. I’m paying $6000 in annual property tax for a modest home in an agricultural community in NY, our state income tax is one of the highest in the nation. We have some terrible roads and bridges though.
I feel like we're going be calling it The Glass House before 2020. :( 18 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
What details am I overlooking?
I feel like we're going be calling it The Glass House before 2020. :( 18 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Hmm. Lemme try this. My comments are so good, they’re the best comments, they’re yuge, you can’t get comments like mine in Chyna. When you make comments as good as my comments people let you do whatever you want, they would let me fart on their dog. You wish you could comment like me.
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I am thinking of dressing up as a lawyer for Halloween 3 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Looks like mom has a spinal condition
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Ayy blyat Vadim! What did I tell you about driving Tsar around for fun? 2 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Somebody should warn that guy. I hope he doesn’t have far to go, that car just isn’t rated to tow a bomb that big, I fear he will develop transmission problems.
Be realistic 3 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
They’re a living example of why we shouldn’t trust the government
Awesome pencil sharpener 7 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
The wood becomes an eraser? I’m confused.
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I feel like we're going be calling it The Glass House before 2020. :( 18 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
And some of my comments are absolute gold dammit.
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U S A 16 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
The one with his golf course
Enough 59 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
I’ve done both. The takers outnumber the earners. They vote themselves more of my money every year.
Family selfie with Phil and niko 5 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Meaning?