Pokethebear

pokethebear


“I am exactly what they say I am
I stand for everything that they can't stand
I can't help it I was born this way
But when I'm gone you'll remember my name”

— Pokethebear Report User
Sad times 2 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Wow. I think there’s two days though, do you have a pic from inside the birth canal?
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Let him believe for a little while longer 1 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Sadly Geoffrey was fed to the lions.
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Clever high school teacher 8 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Picture taker has not dropped hers yet.
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Merry Christmas!! 9 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Merry Christmas from western New York. OP is right. We lost a close family member yesterday. I never imagined that last Christmas would be her last. Share time with family and friends while you have the opportunity.
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Maybe I'm actually gay but I don't know it yet 18 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Doesn’t say you’d be dating your soulmate, just that you’d met.
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The way things usually work 21 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
And poop time.
Other? Comment down below! 5 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Merry Christmas to you too.
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Mac and Cheese 6 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Thanks guys. I’ll be trying both of those.
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It's All About Those Advertisements 8 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
A license?
Spoiler alert! 3 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Justified. Next.
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Good God this is so true 3 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
This is my company.
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So proud of my dad right now 2 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Kurt Russel or Jeffry Dahmer style
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What a mind-blowing experience 5 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
There have been a Canadian a Brit an American or an Aussie advancing that record the last several years.
Other? Comment down below! 5 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Thank you for the much needed laugh.
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title 1 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
I’d put his sorry ass in a handicap spot for that one!
There is nothing more frustrating 2 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Been riding that train for years. But I do want it done right, sooo I might as well keep on keeping on.
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Spine-wrecking debt 20 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
It IS there! I’m not broken.
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Haha creative 8 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
I think I really need to see the movie
Canadians... Everyone knows more guns is the only solution 3 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
“The” Canadian Police
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Legends in 1.8 MB 4 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Why isnt Tom standing next to Harrison?
Are you thinking what I am thinking? 10 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
They make everything cheaper in China
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This is all mine 4 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
It’s face looks like one of those weird little dogs
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Ppl need to be more like this guy 9 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Sounds like a grand project. That’s a bold claim though that Doctors Without Borders might have have a problem with. Although, they may not as charitable works are usually done quietly to help those in need without need for a herald.
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An agency with millions of dollars in funding assigned this task to an intern using MS 4 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Well the intern cannot be first in on an entry team, they need to start with something.
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Obsessive complaining disorder 12 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
But chastising others gets ridiculous
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