Pokethebear

pokethebear


“I am exactly what they say I am
I stand for everything that they can't stand
I can't help it I was born this way
But when I'm gone you'll remember my name”

— Pokethebear Report User
*click* nice 8 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Probably includes the ants I stepped on in the garage and the mouse i caught in the trap in my basement.
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This makes me sad :( 3 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
It’s inevitable. We all die. Some of us will grow old and watch everything and everyone we love die first.
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Bring your raven to work day 14 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Nevermore
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We should be funding this 48 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Meh. Half of us suck.
Upcoming logo 8 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
And many married men.
Check on your friends 12 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Get off your ass and defend him!
I guess he forgot he’s a movie star 50 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Didn’t we send a breakup note about 242 years ago?
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I guess he forgot he’s a movie star 50 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
^ this guy pays attention
I’m from MN, and this triggers me 5 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
The deerguns were also triggered
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We should be funding this 48 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
But nobody’s Birthday is during the 13th month, known as Pokethebearuary; yet, until some people do the sex in March.
Very intuitive indeed 4 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
You should do it. Also, I want to know who’s job it is to erase nipples in advertising.
We should be funding this 48 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
*dons gauntlet and snaps fingers
Respect 1 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Oh, that makes you think.
No one say no to a quicke 3 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Postal service recruiting scam.
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Good guy Steve Carell 4 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Unproblematic? That’s a word now?
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Sniky 2 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
The Brute squad
Someone changed the settings 13 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Lol, you telling me to stop trying to fix stupid?
I'm 23yo and I still do that 3 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
This exact post and title were here a couple weeks ago. @newowner your bots suck at this.
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That's Me Right There 3 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Is this in Alexandria Bay?
Someone changed the settings 13 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Both the same race asshole.
Let me. 11 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
That’s why I pointed it out.
Anyone got the munchies? 5 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
I still seethe cheese steak
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Animals That Want to Be Photographers 4 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
What is #20?
Clever high school teacher 8 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
I searched quick, 9 years ago there were about 98,500 public schools in the us and currently about 34,600 private schools. This is one of them.
Clever high school teacher 8 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Somewhere. Yes.