You're under arrest now.

You're under arrest for intense waves of nostalgia!

Christ, I'm not the actual police. If I were, there'd be a lot more brutality.

Aw nuts.

Sir this is McDonald's, and you're pissing in the mop bucket.

Uhh, free donuts to everyone that turns themselves in!

Sir, are you intoxicated?

*sirens*

Sorry, but I don't think of you that way.

Yes but it must go through the proper channels, such as the post office, or other legal entities that are allowed to deposit deliveries into your mail box. It is illegal to put something into someone else's mailbox unless you are specifically licenced to do so.

Sorry I'm late, there was a sale on donuts. Also I'm internet police in general. Basically any reason you need the police.

Actually, you're under arrest for improper capitalization. Get in the car.

I dunno, but I'm getting donuts.

Sorry, that's outside my jurisdiction.

Ummm, you gonna want the medics.

Sorry, Florida is outside my jurisdiction.