You have high metabolism. I do too. If you eat a ton of crap food, you'll get fat in the future. Stop rubbing it in because you'll end up fat too.

We were talking about dressing up for Halloween at school and my teacher said "no short skirts girls"
So I said "or boys"

HIGH FIVE
ME TOO
DISNEY
FREAKIN
FAIRIES

They prefer Slenderchicks

I have a friend named Karen and her little sister's name is Ana! :o

Awh thank you! :)

It's mzzsuzykabluzy. I just knew from the title that she posted it.

Thanks!! :D

I hate it when my tummy huts. It's the worst.

mixed nuts unsalt for me

YEEEAAAAAHHHHH

I'm back asdf.

Something grabs ahold of me tightly

Haha it's fine. It's also a quote from Napoleon Dynamite, so that's why I said that.

Once I found a vein or something in my chicken at school. I've never eaten chicken anything there since.

Queen is better than One Direction and not because of how many fans they get at a concert.

Nope