Emily

polkadot


14 year old with nothing else to say.

— Emily Report User
A modern hourglass 12 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
A grammar Nazi gets *its* opportunity.
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Far too common 33 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
go away
I regret my decision 8 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
But…you're…
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this would be heaven 17 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
oh
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Sensational shot 10 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
"I SHIRT YOU NOT"
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Photo bomb done right 29 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
I WAS FINE UNTIL YOU HAD TO SAY THAT
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Photo bomb done right 29 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
Probably about 0.1743 seconds. Just a guess though.
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Walkin' Fast 12 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
Makin my way through the crowd
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Dad won the internet 99 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
Ok I'm commenting again so it will show up in notifications. I really want to do a group chat, maybe I should make a post?
Edit: post made.
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They should rename hurricanes 8 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
Say it right! Dee-nice.
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Dad won the internet 99 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
Someone should make a group on Facebook or something. I'd totally join.
Edit: I thought of something! Reply to this with your kik username and I'll start a group chat!
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I step on these all of the time and they are NOT as bad as Legos. 29 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
My friend pushed me into a thorn bush. I sort of landed on top of it so I had to push myself off of it, which caused more thorns to poke into me.
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Pizza priorities 2 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
Once my oldest sister was babysitting us so we came with her to pick up the pizza. She set the pizza and her iPhone on top of the car. She opened the door and got the pizza situated. She kind of forgot about the iPhone.
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We might not exist! 10 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
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Far too common 33 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/84535/its-in-the-news/?last_comment=237466
-102 and counting. Let's see how far we can get it.
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If you're happy and you know it 8 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
I was thinking about eating today. Like you all gather around and sit down, nice and normal so far. Then you put different food items into your mouth and crush them up with your teeth while moving it around with your tongue (which sounds like a difficult skill to master) so that it fits through the tube in the back of your mouth. Then you push it down that tube using your saliva and tongue. Delicious.
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How I feel after most conversations 4 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
It's trying to go further down.
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Taxi rules 5 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
Very carefully.
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True story 7 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
Or "…"
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Knew it 20 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
Excuuuuuuse me
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That was unexpected 2 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
I'm going to beat you

To the door to hold it open for you
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hmmmmm.... valid point. 16 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
You forgot oad in there between b and c
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It's true 5 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
I NEVER KNEW THIS. WHY DIDNT I KNOW THIS?
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Puberty done right 13 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
You 'seen' Pedro?