Emily

polkadot


14 year old with nothing else to say.

— Emily Report User
When doing the dishes 29 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
No, it's doing the dishes and a piece of food touches your hand
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Only in japan 10 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
Eww bad grammar
Unchained 11 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
Excuse my mistake. I'm on mobile and I forgot what the regular site looks like. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
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The best ashtray 15 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
They're called lungs. Educate yourself.
Baby alligators so cute 6 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
They eat flying fish sticks.
When someone says the word "pacifically" when they mean "specifically" 17 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
I literally shuddered. I hate that the most.
You can make a difference! 6 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
That's the joke.
l!ek t0tali3 21 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
ASL on Omegle is age, sex, location so it might be similar
true words 5 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
~Dieter F. Uchtdorf (:
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The best ashtray 15 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
PUNPUNPUNPUNPUN
autocorrect 32 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
Sounds like a rap
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Double kill 13 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
It doesn't say you have a gun though
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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea 30 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
"leg clothes"
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When people reply to my texts 13 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
That took me a minute
I really wonder what the other countries were up to. 14 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
Is it ok if I stab you please? May I please kill you please? Sorry, I would like to win. Is that ok? No? Ok. Sorry.
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Easily fixable 9 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
How do you not?
My Favourite Time of Day 5 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
no'clock
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Aliens 9 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
Aliens
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Psych :) 7 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
IM SO EXCITED
even they know it's pronounced gif not jif 11 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
Giraffe-iks
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Perhaps we're on the equator? 6 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
In history we were discussing geography and oceans. My teacher said in a different class period a kid asked why the oceans have different names if they're all one ocean. She told him that they're not one ocean and they have glass walls separating the oceans. Another kid piped up and said "yeah so if a shark tries to cross into a different ocean it'd just hit the glass." He believed it.
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Looking at most teenage girls. 4 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
It was on sale half off
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Master of romance 14 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
Cut up and deep fried
Which fandoms are you in? 76 comments
polkadot · 11 years ago
I can hardly even
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