Emily

polkadot


14 year old with nothing else to say.

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His fans scare the shit out of me, sometimes... 39 comments
polkadot · 10 years ago
It's trending on twitter, but it's mostly just people talking about how stupid it is.
USA vs England 20 comments
polkadot · 10 years ago
You're
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Then we could all be great philosophers like jaden 35 comments
polkadot · 10 years ago
Good, then he can't tweet
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Tears are like Rain. 9 comments
polkadot · 10 years ago
*its
Makes sense. 55 comments
polkadot · 10 years ago
Texting and FS…I'll go to bed now, I promise!
Makes sense. 55 comments
polkadot · 10 years ago
A113 is the license plate on the moms car in Toy Story
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It's already here 10 comments
polkadot · 10 years ago
"Already"? Don't you mean finally?
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Long conversations 7 comments
polkadot · 10 years ago
I bet it's a stock photo
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An act of random kindness that went a long way 13 comments
polkadot · 10 years ago
I don't think killing will get you on Ellen's show
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The Tooth Fairy Will Get Your Teeth By Any Means Necessary.... 12 comments
polkadot · 10 years ago
When I was eight I lost a tooth and put it under my pillow. I woke up during the night. My dad came in the room and said "go to sleep" and switched the tooth for the money. I'm like wow, great parenting.
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Land swimming 19 comments
polkadot · 10 years ago
That's illegal in California.
What are you talking about 15 comments
polkadot · 10 years ago
I'm just a poor boy
Harry P. 14 comments
polkadot · 10 years ago
What about Harry's scar?
I like this version better 12 comments
polkadot · 10 years ago
ITS TIME TO SEE WHAT I CAN DO
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Oh Tumblr 15 comments
polkadot · 10 years ago
Ohh I thought it was continent. Cotton field makes more sense.
Stab them with lemons too 12 comments
polkadot · 10 years ago
This could be taken two ways:
1. Wife stabs husband using a squirrel
2. Wife and squirrel stab husband
Impossible coincidence 27 comments
polkadot · 10 years ago
Well I guess they shouldn't have done that huh
Does this really happen??? 60 comments
polkadot · 10 years ago
aka diapers, especially for small people like me
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I cant date till I'm 16 17 comments
polkadot · 10 years ago
Thanks lace :)
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Nightmares 17 comments
polkadot · 10 years ago
I don't think gamers sleep
I cant date till I'm 16 17 comments
polkadot · 10 years ago
Well that kid I talked about…turns out he's more emotional than a 12 year old Belieber.
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Looking like Justin Bieber 4 comments
polkadot · 10 years ago
One of my friends looks like Justin Bieber, just slightly more attractive. A girl had a picture of JB on her phone to show us and for a second he thought it was a picture of himself because is was so similar.
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I cant date till I'm 16 17 comments
polkadot · 10 years ago
I remember that! So much has happened since then…
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Goats doing what they usually do 19 comments
polkadot · 10 years ago
We watched a video in science and it had something about goats. They stand in trees too.
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Are we clear? 15 comments
polkadot · 10 years ago
STOP. JUST ENJOY THE PUN WITHOUT ADDING LOGIC.
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