potassiumboron
"Unless it's a packet of biscuits, I don't finish it" - Karl Pilkington
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Perfect breakfast, right here 11 comments
potassiumboron
· 8 years ago
I really really am craving a full English breakfast right now, and this didn't help.
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YES. I LIKE UNBORN FOR BREAKFAST 8 comments
potassiumboron
· 8 years ago
Why do most Tumblr stories I read sound almost unbelievable? This would never happen to me
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Ryan Reynolds and his daughter <3 2 comments
The logic 6 comments
potassiumboron
· 8 years ago
Ah, The Big Fat Quiz. Whenever David Mitchell or Richard Ayoade are on, I know it's going to be a good one.
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These things hardly work out 8 comments
Can't keep this facade up anymore 2 comments
potassiumboron
· 8 years ago
I once had to pretend everything was fine, even though there was tissue stuck inside my nose after I used it to sneeze, and everytime someone looked at me, I had to pretend to be fine even if every second I was concerned it would just disappear and I ended up choking.
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Bill's an absolute legend 4 comments
potassiumboron
· 8 years ago
It's not really from a TV show or anything. It's a British comedian called Bill Bailey, and I'm pretty sure he's at a festival in England in the photo, not sure which one though
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Sundays 5 comments
Do you, sir Patrick Stewart? 4 comments
Meanwhile in Germany 37 comments
potassiumboron
· 8 years ago
I think he lived there for the majority of his childhood, which I think is pretty awesome
Sundays 5 comments
potassiumboron
· 8 years ago
I've wasted my entire day and it's almost 8pm. Today's Wednesday. All my days are like a Sunday.
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Only ten weeks left for me 4 comments
Time changes everything 6 comments
Only ten weeks left for me 4 comments
potassiumboron
· 8 years ago
I lost my last bit of hope today when I waited in a queue for god knows how long for a jam doughnut, and then proceeded to drop it on the floor before I got to eat it. Would have just picked it back up if it hadn't been for the bazillions of people in college all witnessing the doughnut's fall. Sigh.
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Danish city names translated directly to english 7 comments
potassiumboron
· 8 years ago
Years Butt Cheek. Black Hat Muzzle Town. I can't choose a favourite here.
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A life hack we all could use at times 5 comments
potassiumboron
· 8 years ago
Knowing my luck, I'd mess this up and use too much force, and just end up crushing my bread friend and burning myself at the same time.
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