Then halt your petulant persistence in aggrieving me, CP.

Please don't call me KB. Do you have a deathwish?

I buy these regularly and never had the thought that I was in an apocalyptic wasteland, eating for survival. I'll probably have that thought from now on though.

I realise that sounds like it's euphemistic...

I feel too passionate over this. Hot dogs in brine are great, as far as I'm concerned - not that I've tasted the alternative. I generally just like hot dogs, I cram them in my mouth like a maniac

Hey, hot dogs from a can really aren't that bad.

Nah, I'm from Wales. I think Wales are playing New Zealand in rugby soon though. I'm hoping but not expecting a win...

I'd argue that not every footballer is like that. Shame that the minority tends to cloud the majority - but some are absolute dickheads, I agree on that. Some of them should take up acting, they'd excel in it.

"We HATE Prince George. We HATE Prince George."

Hey, nobody tells us what to do, mate.
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I realise that this may appear viciously forthright, and so I dedicate my most humble apologies.

The Devil incarnate. Perhaps that's a little insulting to the Devil.

I've given up ever knowing now. I wish they'd made it obvious...

I absolutely adore Tom Hanks, and yet I have never seen this movie - I will watch it at some point, it seems like a classic