Perfect uses of the correct 'you're' and 'your' in succession. It's a rare sight.

It was about 24 degrees at its hottest for me this year, and I thought that was too hot. I'd probably melt in 33 degree weather

This is definitely me with House of Cards right now

I really want a Full English right now

I'm usually far too nervous to do something like this when I'm alone with people working on the house. Eg) There were people outside doing sorting out the drainpipes and said that we couldn't use the water in the house until they were done. I completely forgot and as one man was outside the bathroom window, I used the taps to wash my hands and he yelled at me. Instead of responding with an apologetic smile, I ducked so he wouldn't see me and crawled out, losing all dignity as I did so.

God, I can't wait for Sun and Moon

That's nothing. I once went to a football match, and the stadium had fourteen flights of stairs to climb to reach the away concourse, as well as more steps to reach my seat in one of the top rows there. Bloody exhausting it was.

I cannot love the cat's face more in the last picture. Poor thing looks like it has seen the gates of Hell

I think I lost it with this show when there was someone who liked the smell of used nappies.

I was taught Welsh in school since I was three; all the signs here are in English and Welsh and I AM Welsh, though I still only know a handful of phrases

Ah, the common Simon. I often see a hoard of Simons in my local city centre. My favourite bird is the Simon, though the Midget Eagle of Death does come close.

I don't even get money for Easter. Don't want or expect it. Just give me a chocolate egg, and we'll be best buddies.

Damn, I've fallen for this prank. What an idiot.