I miss the snow. Every year I think 'yes, it will snow' and it snows most places in the country besides here.

But that's not Italy, fool. Clearly, that's the Eiffel Tower. Silly man.

I tried this with my dog as soon as I saw this gif and she sneezed in my face

I just finished watching The Silenced, so I can definitely relate to this.

I tried this with my friend once, and she didn't fall for it because I only had one friend and that was her.

THIS IS HALLOWEEN, THIS IS HALLOWEEN~

My mother voted for UKIP in last year's election and everybody in my politics class judged me for it, as though that meant I supported UKIP too.

I was in an awful mood until I saw this gif. Honestly, this has cheered me right up and I'm beyond thankful for that

The woman in orange definitely has the cutest baby

This reminds me of a cheesecake from The Great British Bake Off last year, though that was done with with a can of pop and made to levitate as though it was being poured over the cake... I love this show too much.

Handicat people are purrfect. Don't paws to tell people that.

This joke just reminds me of Rachel from Friends

I think I'd rather someone telling me that they've just evolved their Quilava and want to spend the whole of the next day battling with me on our DS'. Anything Pokémon related, I'm totally down for.

There's a house in the city I live in that people say looks like Hitler

I absolutely loved Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead and The World's End. The Cornetto Trilogy is legitimately amazing.

I am very much jealous of her eye colour. It's actually amazing.

I go out looking like a mess; I come home and stay looking like a mess. I am mess. Mess, I am.