Tori Payne

potatoaddict


A smile changes the world.

— Tori Payne Report User
Guide to speaking texan 9 comments
potatoaddict · 11 years ago
As someone from both Texas and Kentucky, I confirm this conclusion!
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Flirting 11 comments
potatoaddict · 11 years ago
Oh wow that's such an amazing compliment!! Being a good potato is a very high level to achieve!
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America labeled by an Austrailian 49 comments
potatoaddict · 11 years ago
I love how everyone knows texas! I'm so proud to be a Texan :)
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Shh… Yeezus is Sleeping 8 comments
potatoaddict · 11 years ago
In love with this
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Kiwi = Hairy Potatoe 1 comments
potatoaddict · 11 years ago
Potatoes are perfect. They are both hipster and mainstream. They are everything. And nothing. They are life. And death. They are the meaning of all.
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Bless your vag*na nanny 6 comments
potatoaddict · 11 years ago
Not completely.... the uncles and aunts that her children married came from different vaginas. They would be living regardless of her. But they wouldn't be in that exact room without her.
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New Gang In Town 7 comments
potatoaddict · 11 years ago
I'm here to help :)
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New Gang In Town 7 comments
potatoaddict · 11 years ago
Like a biker gang except it's funny because it's children's toys
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It's a sad generation 47 comments
potatoaddict · 11 years ago
Not sure whether to like it because it is sad or dislike it because eww
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Thor is everywhere 14 comments
potatoaddict · 11 years ago
POTATHOR
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Oh tumblr... 20 comments
potatoaddict · 11 years ago
Satan wears tshirts now?! I thought he was more of a sports coat sort of demonic figure.....
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OMG DONT LOOK 30 comments
potatoaddict · 11 years ago
Yup that's a cup full of nope in a country of nope.
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She can have all the potatoes 14 comments
potatoaddict · 11 years ago
We can risk it! Maybe this second one will contribute positively to society!
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She can have all the potatoes 14 comments
potatoaddict · 11 years ago
SHE SPAWNED THE JUSTIN BIEBER. She deserves nothing.
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She can have all the potatoes 14 comments
potatoaddict · 11 years ago
NO
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Hope in Humanity 26 comments
potatoaddict · 11 years ago
I love knowing there is good among the bad
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Amazing dance by Asian kids 10 comments
potatoaddict · 11 years ago
Coolest thing ever
Poor Pluto 11 comments
potatoaddict · 11 years ago
Pluto was the best planet of all time. The haters took away it's planet status. But they cannot take away it's raw awesomeness. I WILL FOREVER LOVE PLUTO
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You volume b*tch 8 comments
potatoaddict · 11 years ago
You asymptote bitch
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more true than potato 20 comments
potatoaddict · 11 years ago
NOTHING IS MORE TRUE THAN POTATO. Nothing.
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You volume b*tch 8 comments
potatoaddict · 11 years ago
Bitch*
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I think a bit of my soul just died 17 comments
potatoaddict · 11 years ago
Yay! I am glad I could help!
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I think a bit of my soul just died 17 comments
potatoaddict · 11 years ago
Google translate is often wrong
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We might not exist! 10 comments
potatoaddict · 11 years ago
ANY WAY THE WIND BLOWWWWWS
DOESNT REALLY MATTER TO ME! TO MEEE
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We might not exist! 10 comments
potatoaddict · 11 years ago
Mind blown
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