My brain hurts :(

I want to know what happened after

Imagine how upset the sculptor will be if it melts D:

The guy at the bottom: dat ass

F A B U L O U S

So this kid learned how to cuss in third grade....

*Ran, sorry I had to

B-but potatoes are awesome :(

Me: *drawing an self-portrait*
*shows friend*
Friend: "lol what is that, a potato?"

Took me a second there

I ain't even mad

Ain't nobody got time for dat

Part of me..in my ass

At first I thought it was a giant shoe

Slut edition

Why do people even post these things on facebook? -_-

Please throw her in the pit of doom!

My whole life has been a lie...

People die if they touch it?

That moment when I got friendzoned, I swore I heard the sound of my heart breaking T_T (and I'm a girl so yes, girls get friendzoned too)