If u dont put the card in properly, u're gonna be uncomfortable for the whole day

Why the fuck would someone post such a long post about their lives. Don't they have other things to do?

I did it once and I nearly dued from suffocation because I forgot to place a fan at the entrance

Thomas Brodie Sangster makes me want to cry in a hole. And to think that he's gonna die in The Scorch Trials makes me sob even more

THIS WAS SO CUTE AND SAD AND IN THE FEELS BUT OSDUSOFODIDI

* Manic laughter intensifies8

Mine is Golden Boy

"WAITER! is there seafood in this? My wife is allergic to them" "no..." *eats*

I got an A- and my dad kicked me out of the house

SALMON

AWWW I WOULD TRY TO GET IT OUT

WHAT

ASK ZAYN OH WAIT HE DOESNT HAVE ANYMORE HAIR

KXIDAJSUSJSJSJS ITS LICKING THE CUSHIONS AJDIDIDID

Daniel

I was drinking water and it literally spurted out of my nose

Brent Rivera? Is that u?

Is no one gonna date me cuz I know all the names of the One Direction guys? :(((

What the fuck are those?? They supposed to finger u or something?

I'm the one who drowns myself in milk

I UNDERSTAND THAT REFERENCE

I like the leaves on his head

Um just gonna say that Zayn ain't in the band anymore:)

What if u locked yourself up at home with the windows shut and stuff