*muak*

Can Misha be my dad

I think it's for SG50.....?

When they say you look cute: *hands them flyer for a free eye examination*

I would roundhouse kick his face

LIKE NO PPL THINK THAT WE LIKE OUR IDOLS CUZ THEY'RE HOT AND WE WANT TO FUCK THEM BUT I JUST WANT TO WAKE UP TO SEE THEM SHIRTLESS IN SWEATPANTS AND WRAPPING MY ARMS AROUND THEM WHILE THEY WHISPER GOOD MORNING IN MY EAR OK but then I would fuck them like a hurricane against a screendoor

*jumps into circle with you* Don't worry I fucking hate them too

So I stared at this picture in public to determine what it was and the person next to me frowned at me. FML

"SHE TRIED TO GRAB MY DICK DUDE"

*gets stung* fuck I was tryna br Tumblr

#GrowingUpShy When your teacher asks you to speak louder in front of the class during a presentation but u're already shouting

"Help I am cry"

Can orange juice and toothpaste be in a corner staring at each other dejectedly but linked together with handcuffs?

I actually thought of dick before I saw the answer

Dark brown D:

This reminds me of that 2 Broke Girls episode

Jesus

STAcy'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ONNNN

Don't mess with short people, they're abput to jump up your ass. Right in the crack.

That's like what u say in chinese when u trip or something

WILL POULTER

HOLY HE REALLY IS A DESTIEL LOVECHILD HEL

Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough

"COWS DONT TALK LUKE"