The dog in the last photo is like: "people here fucking stupid"

I'm a freshamn and I wore a hoodie to school

Its all fun and games until someone comes along and slips on the shoe without realizing

I have no friends D: I moved to a new school and no one seems to wanna be my friend

Magikarp is beautiful no matter what <3 he's always a hero in my heart

A SINK YAY

This girl said she liked Bowling For Soup and I was so excited I asked her if she had ever heard 1985 and she looked at me like I was strange (if u get this I love you)

Why would you wanna be a side hoe if you could be Hello Kitty?

"YOU'RE BOTH NUTS!" "Wow, you actually nailed a pun"

Ms. Sarmento is going to hell

THE JAPANESE ARE SO CUTE:))))

"SORRY AIN'T GONNA SWEETEN MY TEA"

RIP Aphro:( You will be missed ;_; *puts down flower*

HE LOOKS SO SCARED HAHAA

"Oi mate get off my food"

All the boys in this school look hot

Lidium, Berilium, Oxygen

Imagine you look closer and you see this huge ass shark swimming towards the glass

THIS HAPPENED TO ME WHILE I WAS PLAYING POKEMON AND THE TWO OF US SAT DOWN AT A CAFE TO BATTLE

"Getting with the bois" please don't

I did this once and ppl just stared *sobs in arms* WHY CANT I NOT BE JUDGED

You know what, fuck off. Don't make me pull off your fucking dick and twist it inside your body to make u a uterus and stab it a few thousand times FOR SEX FUCKING DAYS SO YOU CAN FEEL HOW A FUCKING PERIOD FEELS LIKE

IM LAUGHIG SO HARD THIS IS A 5SOS IMAGINE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA