Oh good lord, don't let the blind person drive

My name is Kara Zor-El

My French teacher told us this joke, so I turned up the next lesson with some Ferrero Rocher

Once, my friends and I were alone in a computer room at break, and we were playing music off a computer and a teacher walked, so I muted the music really quickly and two of my friends froze mid dance and the teacher just awkwardly smiled at us and backed out of the room. It was dead silent for like ten seconds, before I turned mute off and shake it off just blared out of the speakers

In the UK, my teachers are really encouraging, especially since I'm at a grammar school. The only problem I've ever had is that my art teacher has told me to stop growing because I used to be a foot shorter than him, but I'm now several inches taller than him

I giggle evilly and contemplate killing another

I didn't intend on sleeping tonight

We're back to being feels substance then

I don't know why I'm laughing so much

*distant sound of panicked Herondales screaming*