Of course I do

I'm really annoyed that they didn't actually name the boat Boaty McBoatface, they asked the public and this is what we said

No cake is to beautiful to eat. I will eat any cake

Hawkeye is the sassiest avenger

I immediately sent this to my short friend

The picture didn't load at first, so I was expecting it to just say something like "there are none, eat all cake"

I have one plugged into my old phone (which I use as an MP3) all the time, in case my friends want to listen to music with me

Marvel, are you reading this?? Make this a thing

That would be great if I wasn't allergic to 90% of the outdoors. Otherwise, that would be really cool

1999-Jean Shepherd, American radio host, actor, and screenwriter

This gets better everytime I see it

This is why I hate ducks

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

No, that's a cloud

*cries because Astra*

Wait, Dave knows the Pope??