Kate: *stood to one side shaking her head* this is why we don't normally let you out of the house

I've never broken my phone, tablet and even my laptop, even though I've dropped all three of them multiple times without any kind of case on them. Like, one time, I dropped my phone on the bus, I thought it was about to go out the door, but it got hit by the door, bounced up the aisle like a pinball and stopped by my feet. It worked fine for another two years until I got an upgrade

Me in the morning

They're actually saying don't do this as it's causing really sick kids to get out of bed and make themselves more ill

I used to be a monster, but around a year ago I stopped when I got a magnetic bookmark that I couldn't lose like all the others

A little?

Clint: *looks over at Kate* please?
Kate: Nope, your turn *continues to sip coffee whilst curled up with Lucky*

A few weeks before our GCSE exams, a load of girls in my year were attempting to calculate how much it would cost to hire an assassin to kill an invigilator in each exam so everyone could pass. We were getting slightly desperate

And in England, we are running away from the EU

This is so true, but I have no intention of changing phones because Cortana is really helpful

He looks like he's about to bow down and worship the hot dog

I just keep coming back and watching this again

Uh oh. Martha. Don't let Batman see this