Never waste cut roses, ladies.

Never waste cut roses, ladies.

Stuck in your teeth

Stuck in your teeth

Have you ever english'd so hard?

Have you ever english'd so hard?

Feigning social consciousness

Feigning social consciousness

But every rule does have its exception...

But every rule does have its exception...

*wild Tarzan yell*

*wild Tarzan yell*

Faith in... lions?

Faith in... lions?

I'll take two please.

I'll take two please.

Bam! Right in the english!

Bam! Right in the english!

While you're learning not to get offended, brush up on your sarcasm too.

While you're learning not to get offended, brush up on your sarcasm too.
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