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Girlfriend is not amused
Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired
That didn't feel right
Patiently waiting for food
Damn
Who decided these were a good idea
Are you active
But I can fulfill the prophesy and kill Macbeth.
When the girlfriend is gone
My friend entered this in a school run joke contest and won.
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