wow rachel sure ate an extra bowl of bitch flakes that morning

nono dont hit yourself hit her. in her flappy vagina

*goes through post* yup..oh...ew...oh look alice cooper...wait WHAT

he left out satanists

i love how snowwhite is just like "mh...not bad.."

this post matches the one above o.o

the guy is striking a fabulous pose *-*

SIMS?!?! fuck humanity, im out.

notgonnacrynotgonnacrynotgonnacrynotgonnacrynotgonnacry okay thanks now im crying

list25 :D

i was born in 1998 so most people say im not a 90's kid but actually...i can relate to everey single one of these.

if it wasnt for the pic and the barely readable words it would seem more like a mind blow kinda thing instead of some deep hipster shit

wish my brain did that from time to time..

aww dog AND spider *-*

smart phone stupid human

ಠ_ಠ

big deal he knows what the country he probably lives in looks like. good job, have a golden "i dont give a fuck"

it takes me an eternity to do my damn hair. touch it and you die.

aww i almost feel sorry for eating th- oh wait my stake's done