monster energy drink tastes like liquid lollipops (blech)

that picture was taking illegally and is also not a temple

Jeff Goldblum

I don't see the problem. Sounds to me like she's totally ready to have kids.

451°F: Read and Destroy (I have a shirt)

lol this has been on my kindle for years

it took me too long to realize that she meant the restaurant

that's nice and all, but then it would take me like 8 hours to find all of the numbers and the person would be able to see exactly where I'm pressing

someone robbed my house and took a camera as well. now there's just a hole in the pictures we have from that time period. too bad we didn't think to do this.

this looks like the most exhausting thing to climb up

why is it in English

I see them when I squint at night

those look too expensive...

drunk pig... NAPOLEON

is this true?

what if there is no cannes film festival in 2115??

I did it to myself, actually. I care about my circadian rhythm.

damn that's a big house

i ate like half a loaf in one afternoon once

moses

no, because the alternative is open topped drinks (sploosh) or paper straws, which, tbh, are some of the worst things in existence.

secret life of walter mitty

I'm bout to start crying in English class

I like the meme, but not the title. That song is a disgrace. (if you didn't mean it as the song, I'm sorry.)