I'll have to keep these in mind.

Depends what we are fighting for.

I don't understand why people are cheering? Is it offensive or something?

Damn.

I'm not sure if you can purchase these, but someone named Francis Bitonti made these by using a 3D printer.
http://www.francisbitonti.com/setae-flatware/

Ding dong the witch is dead

Wait, now that I thought about it, couldn't she just teleport into your car?

I need this for reasons.