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mind f*ck 3 comments
pterodactylsheep · 8 years ago
And you make the vacuum cleaner
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Yro'ue* 11 comments
pterodactylsheep · 8 years ago
OOOOOOHHHHHHHH THE GRAMMER NAZI'S ARE STEPPING UP THEIR GAME!
A human brain with no ridges 24 comments
pterodactylsheep · 8 years ago
Ravioli ravioli give me the formuouli
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Wow! I never knew that! 47 comments
pterodactylsheep · 8 years ago
Rip joke detector
A human brain with no ridges 24 comments
pterodactylsheep · 8 years ago
It looked tastier before I realised it was a brain
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A human brain with no ridges 24 comments
pterodactylsheep · 8 years ago
Is it wrong that I think it looks tasty?
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Wow! I never knew that! 47 comments
pterodactylsheep · 8 years ago
Something smells fishy here
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*puts earmuffs on* 10 comments
pterodactylsheep · 8 years ago
Don't tell the moreo guy
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How deathclaws were created 9 comments
pterodactylsheep · 8 years ago
They were test subjects of the forced evolution virus (FEV)
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The watch I want 12 comments
pterodactylsheep · 8 years ago
It's a portable computer
Skateboarding on the Napa earth quake damage 10 comments
pterodactylsheep · 8 years ago
GODDAMNIT NAPPA!!!
Accepting failure 3 comments
pterodactylsheep · 8 years ago
The three levels of effort;
Giving up
Trying hard
Jesus
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Not all sharks are assholes 6 comments
pterodactylsheep · 9 years ago
It's like one sharks is all happy and helping you out while the other one is like "RRAAARGH GIVE ME YOUR SOUL!"
Cool, did not know this! 9 comments
pterodactylsheep · 9 years ago
Wait batman and Bruce Wayne are the same age ... That means ... BRUCE WAYNE IS BATMAN!!
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Faith in humanity restored 11 comments
pterodactylsheep · 9 years ago
The only time you can harm a bunny is if it is biting heads off people.
Even then, you must only use the holy hand grenade.
Faith in humanity restored 11 comments
pterodactylsheep · 9 years ago
It was still thrown into a lake from a bridge.
This must be what the entrance to heaven looks like 8 comments
pterodactylsheep · 9 years ago
Hooman, go to the light hooman
· Edited 8 years ago
Baba yaga 10 comments
pterodactylsheep · 9 years ago
Personally I see a huge problem there
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Their face of pure joy 3 comments
pterodactylsheep · 9 years ago
The one on the left just looks like he is about to sneeze
Some animals that said 'not today' 8 comments
pterodactylsheep · 9 years ago
AAARGGHHH!!! MY HEAD!
1993 vs 2013 9 comments
pterodactylsheep · 9 years ago
I don't think a phone has laptop efficiency in it. Except if you're talking about laptops from back then.
Some animals that said 'not today' 8 comments
pterodactylsheep · 9 years ago
What? That thing? Tis but a bunny. I SHALL SLAY IT!!
'Cause you asked for it, 'cause you need one... 15 comments
pterodactylsheep · 9 years ago
Sorry but it's time to snorlax
Atheist agenda 35 comments
pterodactylsheep · 9 years ago
If I kill the gods then others will be atheists
Atheist agenda 35 comments
pterodactylsheep · 9 years ago
As an atheist I can say this isn't true for me. I usually spend a day planning on how I'm going to kill the gods.
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