They could blame me, but they really can't 10 comments
pterodactylsheep
· 8 years ago
Yeah but someon could be texting them, or they might be about to call somebody
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Real talk, this is the Bible. 64 comments
Real talk, this is the Bible. 64 comments
pterodactylsheep
· 8 years ago
But he murdered your family in cold blood, would you really forgive him?
They could blame me, but they really can't 10 comments
Real talk, this is the Bible. 64 comments
Meanwhile 17 comments
pterodactylsheep
· 8 years ago
How is sitting on a chair that is on a treadmill recovering from a heart attack or surgery?
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When the curve post never stops 5 comments
pterodactylsheep
· 8 years ago
FUCK YOU, DISCWORLD IS AWESOME. IS THE "REAL EARTH" HELD UP BY FOUR GIANT ELEPHANTS ONTOP OF A GIANT TURTLE THAT IS FLYING THROUGH SPACE? I DO T THINK SO
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Better do what the sign says 9 comments
pterodactylsheep
· 8 years ago
Why is she going on the courts? Only tennis shoes are allowed on the courts
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But where will superheroes change clothes then? 14 comments
pterodactylsheep
· 8 years ago
What if you don't have a phone or something that can use wifi with you?
*wiggles eyebrows* 12 comments
pterodactylsheep
· 8 years ago
all of them are adopted except for bowser junior whose mother is unknown... But that's just a theory ... A GAME THEORY
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But where will superheroes change clothes then? 14 comments
pterodactylsheep
· 8 years ago
Wouldn't you just find a lot of people hanging around them for the free wifi?
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The force is strong in my family 11 comments
Don't be a Dumbass 21 comments
pterodactylsheep
· 8 years ago
Technically you can send nudes to one person under 18 if you're under 18, but if they share it than the law comes crashing down
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Edited 8 years ago
Drugs are bad 60 comments
Hipster edits 65 comments
pterodactylsheep
· 8 years ago
Never fear there will be a grand tournament for the mints friendship
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Hipster edits 65 comments
pterodactylsheep
· 8 years ago
We shall throw you two into a pit to fight to the death for the mints best friendship
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Guess what I got you! 9 comments
pterodactylsheep
· 8 years ago
I imagine that the people that made winrar are throwing a party in celebration of the first purchase all year
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Wow! I never knew that! 47 comments