Publius_Cornelius_

publius_cornelius_


There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

— Publius_Cornelius_ Report User
It's a blatant lie 7 comments
publius_cornelius_ · 7 years ago
There was drama in 2014 too
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PSA: Please don't park like an ass in the Handicap area. It has extra room for a reason 6 comments
publius_cornelius_ · 7 years ago
Well my uncle wasn't one for following the law. And he has a hot temper. And since my aunt needs those spaces, he didn't just see an asshole, he saw someone fucking with his sister.
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Uhh... Thanks? 4 comments
publius_cornelius_ · 7 years ago
Honestly, I think it would be cool to receive a letter like that
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But Mom, You Don't Understand 7 comments
publius_cornelius_ · 7 years ago
My mom thought I would hurt myself with heelies so I never got to appreciate their awesomeness
PSA: Please don't park like an ass in the Handicap area. It has extra room for a reason 6 comments
publius_cornelius_ · 7 years ago
Whenever people parked like that, my uncle would fuck up their intena and put a shit load of pebbles in their gas tank
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And That's Pretty Much How It Got Its Name 4 comments
publius_cornelius_ · 7 years ago
There's still lots of deer in Michigan. They cause a bunch bunch of accidents apparently
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Real hero 13 comments
publius_cornelius_ · 7 years ago
so dui is bellow the limit and DWI is the limit and higher?
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Thanksgiving dinner by famous artists 3 comments
publius_cornelius_ · 7 years ago
Deep fried turkeys are the best turkeys.
Real hero 13 comments
publius_cornelius_ · 7 years ago
DWI is what's used in Texas state law not all states use dui. Louisiana I think also uses DWI. We also don't use the DMV. We take our driving tests at the DPS (department of public safety).
Go Home Tutankhamun, You're Drunk 4 comments
publius_cornelius_ · 7 years ago
This was probably made like 3,000 years ago not 1,000 years ago. So nothing has changed in 3,000 years.
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Roses are Red. I'm a Tyrannosaurus Rex 22 comments
publius_cornelius_ · 7 years ago
I remember reading an article about an incident like this a couple of years ago and the dude used a hot hair curler. Idk if it's the same monster though.
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American society 48 comments
publius_cornelius_ · 7 years ago
But the solution proposed in the post isn't going to bring crime down.
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well they have a point 3 comments
publius_cornelius_ · 7 years ago
The funny thing is that every dude I know watches porn, but I don't know anybody that pays for it.
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American society 48 comments
publius_cornelius_ · 7 years ago
You're right but there are other ways to live. Committing a crime is still a choice.
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American society 48 comments
publius_cornelius_ · 7 years ago
The society doesn't force anyone to commit crimes.
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Indeed! 6 comments
publius_cornelius_ · 7 years ago
If anyone is interested in tesla's free energy concept, consciousness, meditation, and much more, I would recommend looking up Dr. Steven Greer. He'll mind-fuck you.
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Today, the Queen became the first ever monarch to reach their Sapphire Jubilee 9 comments
publius_cornelius_ · 7 years ago
"Zadok the Priest" by Handel is the Brithish coronation anthem and Zadok was the priest that annionted king Solomon. And "God save the queen, long live the queen, may the queen live forever" is in reference to what the israelites cried when Solomon was crowned. Also, the Star of Africa is the largest cut diamond in the world and it is in the royal sceptre.
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How kind of them 14 comments
publius_cornelius_ · 7 years ago
Above-knee cargo shorts.
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No offence 10 comments
publius_cornelius_ · 7 years ago
Dude that's gold
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Piece of cake 65 comments
publius_cornelius_ · 7 years ago
But I don't see how a temporary ban will lead to genocide (isis is on a genocide towards gays, christians, and everyone who disagrees with them btw) And I don't think we're being as apathetic as people think. There's many reasons for the ban. Temporary ban. It's waaaaay too soon to jump to conclusions.
US: "Hey Mexico, we're building a wall!" MEXICO: "Meh, we'll get over it..." 67 comments
publius_cornelius_ · 7 years ago
Oh yeah I forgot about El Paso. I'm south east and only have seen the border when visiting the valley.
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What...The 13 comments
publius_cornelius_ · 7 years ago
it's Walmart. Of course.
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Charles bukowski 9 comments
publius_cornelius_ · 7 years ago
"In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a bellyful of wine, and a woman's mouth around my cock."
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US: "Hey Mexico, we're building a wall!" MEXICO: "Meh, we'll get over it..." 67 comments
publius_cornelius_ · 7 years ago
I figured. I've been to the border three times in Texas and I never saw any wall. Just the rio grande.