That's why I only keep wine in my fridge, nothing else.

When someone complains about how many times I move, I feel bad.
When my cat sleeps in a different room because I move too much, I feel terrible

Only if you give me the wine

Piss people off by slightly braking with your left foot and accelerating with you right foot. They slow down because of the brake lights and then don't realize why you are moving away from them. I do this when people travel to close to me

I know how to drive it, it is extremely easy but I feel out of control and freaks me out that there is no clutch. Every now and then when I have to drive one, I really have to focus hard because my left foot doesn't know what to do for the rest of the time I'm not braking

Seriously... How can you not find rum funny. It's the best