Puddlestheduck

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Why type of sleeper 59 comments
puddlestheduck · 7 years ago
I'm a lolphin
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Or in this case, a Thursday 11 comments
puddlestheduck · 7 years ago
That's why I only keep wine in my fridge, nothing else.
Shower thoughts 31 comments
puddlestheduck · 7 years ago
Nope my social anxiety is the solution
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worst people to know 13 comments
puddlestheduck · 7 years ago
When someone complains about how many times I move, I feel bad.
When my cat sleeps in a different room because I move too much, I feel terrible
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worst people to know 13 comments
puddlestheduck · 7 years ago
I can work three days, move two mules and climb Mount Everest and still wouldn't be tired. Trust me teaching about 27 10 years olds is exhausting. I just don't sleep
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Or in this case, a Thursday 11 comments
puddlestheduck · 7 years ago
Only if you give me the wine
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Give yourself a hand if you know how to drive one of these 29 comments
puddlestheduck · 7 years ago
Piss people off by slightly braking with your left foot and accelerating with you right foot. They slow down because of the brake lights and then don't realize why you are moving away from them. I do this when people travel to close to me
water is overrated 2 comments
puddlestheduck · 7 years ago
This made my day
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Give yourself a hand if you know how to drive one of these 29 comments
puddlestheduck · 7 years ago
I know how to drive it, it is extremely easy but I feel out of control and freaks me out that there is no clutch. Every now and then when I have to drive one, I really have to focus hard because my left foot doesn't know what to do for the rest of the time I'm not braking
Give yourself a hand if you know how to drive one of these 29 comments
puddlestheduck · 7 years ago
Don't know how to drive an automatic. Was taught to drive manual. First time i drove an auto I almost put my passengers through the windscreen because I put my foot on the clutch but because it wasn't there, I slammed on brakes. Never again
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OCD??? 7 comments
puddlestheduck · 7 years ago
Let's be honest, this bothers me. But not as much as the fact that I have to check things so much. It irritates me but I can't stop. I wish misplaced stuff was my biggest problem
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First time seeing snow. It was beautiful 13 comments
puddlestheduck · 7 years ago
i have but it was after a couple of days. Dirty snow. I woke up to this and it was beautiful
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But not tomorrow. Couldn't get home because of the snow 8 comments
puddlestheduck · 7 years ago
I live in South Africa. Winter here.
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But im really good at it 2 comments
puddlestheduck · 7 years ago
All of them
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Please can Americans do this to trump posters 15 comments
puddlestheduck · 7 years ago
Im South African, we've already elected our idiot leader. Now we sit back and watch in fascination. But in a couple of weeks we have to elect his minions. They not as cute or smart as the little yellow ones
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Please can Americans do this to trump posters 15 comments
puddlestheduck · 7 years ago
Seriously... How can you not find rum funny. It's the best
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This fancy staircase leads directly into a wall 25 comments
puddlestheduck · 7 years ago
That is a definition of my life
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Best neighbors ever 5 comments
puddlestheduck · 7 years ago
They quiet and don't bother me ... Perfect
Best neighbors ever 5 comments
puddlestheduck · 7 years ago
I call them my neighbors but they are usually called dassies
I want a tiny warthog! 6 comments
puddlestheduck · 7 years ago
Not a baby warthog. Those things are not that cute. Basically these animals are known for 'lacking beauty'. That's putting it politely
This baby is going places 2 comments
puddlestheduck · 7 years ago
Shit, if I could do that, i would,replace with wine tho
I realize most of my humor is nsfw 12 comments
puddlestheduck · 7 years ago
I own a couple of pairs. Good memories
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And this is how you get a zonkey 6 comments
puddlestheduck · 7 years ago
I love it. Absolutely brilliant.
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How I get away with most things 2 comments
puddlestheduck · 7 years ago
Especially speeding tickets.