It seems the victim is doing well. I'm so happy for her recovery.

I just realized I posted this, and I hate bacon. Wow.

This is how I want to go

Heelys, you say? *swoon*

Texting and driving probably; Most people think they can handle it.

This is going to sound rude, but I am so glad I'll never have to deal with that problem.

I am the Goofy defense squad

'She's coming'

Grandma knows what's up

I'm guessing they're lifting weights

I may or may not have subscribed because I want to know what water is the best.

'I feel it'

The fact that child is cuter than I'll ever be depresses me.

Yes, my male friends also are bamboozled by the fascinating magic that is putting my hair in a ponytail.