Ayyy

Hell yeah sexy

I do

Step one: get paint, step two: paint a beard

Crap she found out

Exactly

But you're short af

Thats almost as painful as the pain the boyfriend who has to deal with her feels

Exhausted eagle. Pooped pigeon

Knew it

When the hot girl says yes

Tylenol is terrible for your liver and ibuprofen/Advil is terrible for your kidneys

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Damnit I missed Dawn it's too early

No romance? Ouch

Well I didn't use that line and I got you so I don't see why I should

You're not 23 or 29. You're 5 AND 85

-_- It was stage makeup once. But thank you, you have my respect too.

-_-

I woke you up at 10:45 that's a normal wake up time

Yes and I still love you

We pulled an all nighter

Ouch man

She does have beautiful eyes but this Snapchat filter made them a bit paler and more pronounced